JANE’S BABY ebook is 99 cents!!!

Yeah, that’s all I’ve got. Ebook is under a buck everywhere effective today, for a limited time. Print version is also four bucks off retail on Amazon. Now go back to the first page on my website, click on the link and close the deal.


Liars Club Oddcast Podcast

The good folks at Philly Liars Club let me join their “oddcast” last week. So here is 30 audio minutes of me blabbering about the thriller JANE’S BABY plus using controversial issues as thriller topics, the use of humor when dealing with controversy, and quirky characters, and me giving the listening audience an incorrect website address. (You made it here, so I guess it all worked out okay.) http://theliarscluboddcast.projectentertainment.libsynpro.com/the-liars-club-oddcast-070-chris-bauer-thriller-writer

Thank you Philly Liars Keith Strunk, Jon McGoren, Gregory Frost, Kelly Simmons, Armand Rosamilia, and Merry DeeDee Jones.

Scheduled Appearance Dates

May 7, 2018, 7-9PM — Wilmington NOIR AT THE BAR, Stoney’s Pub, 3007 Concord Pike, Wilmington, DE 19803. Reading with other crime writers.

May 24, 2018 — Philly Liars Club Oddcast podcast taping.

May 26, 2018, 1PM — Barnes and Noble Montgomeryville in Montgomery Square, 1271 Knapp Road, North Wales, PA 19454. Book signing.

June 14, 2018, 6:30-9PM — Oxford NOIR AT A BAR, Octoraro Tavern, 2 S. 3rd Street, Oxford PA 19363, Oxford PA Public Library benefit. Reading, book signing with other crime writers.

June 23, 2018, 2-4PM — Barnes and Noble in the Neshaminy Mall, 300 Neshaminy Mall, Bensalem, PA 19020. Book signing.

July 21, 2018, 1PM — Lahaska Book Shop, Peddlers Village, 162 Carousel Ln & Rte 263 A, Lahaska, PA 18931, with Don Swaim and John Schoffstall. Book signing.

July 26, 2018, 7PM — Farley’s Bookshop, 44 S Main St, New Hope, PA 18938, with Don Swaim and John Schoffstall. Reading, book signing.

October 5-7, 2018 — Creatures, Crime, Creativity (C3) Conference, Sheraton Towne Center, 10207 Wincopin Cir, Columbia, MD 21044. Book signing, panel participation, late-night bar discussions.

JANE’S BABY – Excerpt – Meet Judge Drury


To the women who struggle with making these decisions


I want the boy institutionalized, Judge’s father told his mother. Try it, his mother said, and I will leave you.

His father, a U.S. senator, decided on a different approach: the Marine Corps.

When Judge left for boot camp, they didn’t hug, didn’t shake hands. There was no imparting of keen insights or wisdom, no fatherly advice. His father made one simple, finally-rid-of-your-fucking-afflicted-existence comment that came directly from his black heart: They’ll either kill you or cure you.

His father would have been satisfied either way.

Judge’s affliction had embarrassed them on the grandest of stages: Nixon’s second inauguration, when Judge was fourteen. When he turned nineteen, his senator father wrote the letter. The president said yes, he’d make his enlistment happen. A senator had this access, the Commander-In-Chief this power.

That was thirty-eight years ago.

Kill you or cure you.

… Judge waited for his bounty, a bail-jumping pedophile, outside a Shreveport, Louisiana Starbucks, a long way from home. Judge sat in the van, smooth-talking his K9 deputies, waiting for the guy to exit, wanting, praying the guy would run…

Judge had proved his father wrong. The Marines proved his father wrong. Win-win.

His father died knowing this. His father died horribly. Win-win.

Judge had Tourette’s. There was no cure, but they had an arrangement, this affliction and him. Win.

His full name, Judge Terrence Drury. USMC rank at retirement, Gunnery Sergeant. His current profession, bounty hunter.

Semper Fi.


Good writing input for FREE

I joined the International Thriller Writers (ITW) honorary society of authors a while back. After writing six novels (if you look, you’ll find only one has been published so far) I fashion myself a thriller writer. We’ll find out if I’m on the right track when JANE’S BABY, a political conspiracy thriller, is released June 2018. Crime stories, mysteries, and an occasional horror novel or two, plus short stories — after dabbling in all of it, joining ITW made mucho sense. Plus it’s FREE. Only requirement: authors of fiction and non-fiction must be writing books broadly classified as “thrillers.”


The ITW monthly publication THE BIG THRILL is also free, visible on the ITW website. Includes info from, on, and by THE top thriller writers in the business rubbing elbows with and telling tales out of school to up-and-coming writers and thriller fans. So this post isn’t much more than a hi, how are you, and here’s some info that writers and readers alike might have an interest in checking out. So you should maybe go do that.